Don't you just love those e-mails with those really funny jokes that just make you completely forget your troubles and laugh for a while? Keep reading if you answered yes. So, for the first time on my blog, I'm going to comfort you guys with a relaxing joke instead of treating you to my usual sarcastic posts.
Job at FBI
The FBI had an opening for an assassin and three finalists were chosen.
Two of them were man and one was female.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the man, lead him to a door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you are able to follow instructions under any circumstances. Inside the room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.....KILL HER!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said "Then you are not right for the job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room. After a quiet ten minutes, the man came out with tears in his eyes.
"I tried but I can't kill my wife," he admitted.
"Then you don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home," the agent replied.
Finally, the woman stepped into the room with the gun and was asked to kill her husband. Shots were heard one after another. Then there was loud crashing, banging and violent screams. Then, all was quiet.
The woman stepped out of the room and wiped her forehead.
"The gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
The moral of the story is, women are crazy. Don't mess with them!
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