I'm sitting next to my good Australian/Malaysian friend, (Aussmalaysian) Athirah and she is sitting here whinning that eveytime she touches a computer, it doesn't work. We are just surfing the web for some jokes. Here are some that we have found....
A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's butt. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?""I said 'Hey this looks like yours honey!'"
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